frommemetoyou:

Disclaimer: These are technically SFW, however as they are innuendos they can be interpreted however you want… have fun!

• “It’s so big!”
• “Are you sure it’s going to fit?”
• “You’re being too rough.”
• “I’m not fragile, you don’t have to be so gentle.”
• “Wrong hole!”
• “I’m dripping wet.”
• “Don’t get it in my hair.”
• “It won’t stop squirting.”
• “Bend over.”
• “I’m never getting on my knees for you again.”
• “You’re really hitting the spot.”
• “Yes! Yes! Oh Yes!”
• “You’re going to break me.”
• “Are you sure two fingers is enough?”
• “Take it.”
• “Is that it?”
• “That didn’t last very long…”
• “I didn’t know it would get that hard.”
• “Just put it in!”
• “Right there.”
• “Who taught you how to aim?”
• “Hit it really deep.”
• “We might as well go out with a bang.”
• “What’s that pressing against my back?”
• “I got it in my eye.”
• “Harder… no, faster.”

frommemetoyou:

• Arms: How do you feel about children, do you want some of your own (or more if you already have some)?
• Birth marks: Do you have a favourite tale?
• Freckles: If you could, what would you change about your body?
• Brain: What is something you want to master before you die?
• Bruises: Are you easily hurt?
• Bum: List 3 of your guilty pleasures
• Cheeks: Are you easily embarrassed?
• Chest: What’s your worst kept secret?
• Chin: How well do you take criticism?
• Clavicle: What is you favourite way to show and receive affection?
• Ears: How often do you eavesdrop?
• Elbows: How do you react to events with large crowds? (eg. Concerts, Shopping sales)
• Eyes: What has changed from how you see the world now and how you saw it 5 years ago?
• Feet: Can you dance well?
• Fingers: Can you play an instrument?
• Goosebumps: What scares you the most?
• Hands: Would you rather make something from scratch or get it made for you?
• Hair: What has been your biggest fashion faux pas?
• Heart: How do you deal with heartbreak?
• Hickeys: Have you ever fallen in love to fast and too hard?
• Hips: Is there anything you over indulge yourself with?
• Kidneys: What is your worst habit?
• Knees: Who was your last crush?
• Liver: What is your biggest pet peeve?
• Lungs: Do you smoke, how do you feel about smoking in general?
• Mouth: How often do you lie?
• Nails: When you’re feeling vulnerable, do you become more defensive or do you take the offensive and lash out?
• Nose: What is your favourite scent?
• Palms: Do you have a secret handshake with anyone?
• Ribs: Do you have anything you want to protect?
• Scars: Is there anything you want to confess?
• Shoulders: Would you rather be pampered or be the one pampering?
• Spine: What is your biggest weakness?
• Teeth: What is your favourite meal?
• Thighs: Have you ever been unfaithful?
• Throat: What is your proudest memory?
• Tongue: How many languages can you speak?
• Wrists: Have you ever been arrested?
• Veins: What gives you the biggest adrenaline rush?

frommemetoyou:

Have you always wanted our muses to meet, but didn’t know how they would first interact? Send me one of the following ice breakers so we can embark on our roleplaying adventure!

• “Good morning, sorry I’m late!”
• “I’m not late am I?”
• “I don’t think we’ve met before…”
• “You look familiar, have we met?”
• “Do I know you?”
• “Sorry! You dropped this!”
• “Oh, sorry I thought you were someone else, I didn’t mean to hug you!”
• “Watch where you’re going!”
• “Are you okay? You didn’t fall too badly did you?”
• “I should have said something earlier, I’m-”
• “I’ve seen you around, I’ve just never had the guts to say hi.”
• “You must be new…”
• “Do you need a hand?”
• “Have you just moved in?”
• “If you want me to show you around, I don’t mind helping.”
• “I saw you from across the room and I had to say hi.”
• “I wouldn’t buy that if I were you.”
• “Do you need some help?”
• “Is this yours?”
• “Sorry, I’m not from around here, do you know where the nearest pharmacy is?”
• “Hey, have you got change for a note?”
• “Want some gum?”
• “Ah, sorry. I’ll move my bag, this seat is free.”
• “Careful!”
• “Not every day you meet someone with such a smile!”
• “Thanks for holding the door open for me!”
• “Uhm, excuse me. Hey, wake up! This isn’t your stop is it?”