demoninabottle:

“I don’t give out my weapons for free unless you join the team, and actually do work under it. Otherwise I charge, but I’ll look at the helmet for free, if all you want is it being checked." 

_{"Well I’m not joining your team anyway so I’ll take the free helmet check up. It used to have a radio transmitter in it as well, but I guess they got rid of it. Why, what else are you offering?”}